As per Teyana Taylor. I don't even like her like that, and I don't even like leggings like that, but those are amazing. BARBIR HEADS, fool. YES! By DimePiece Designs. While I admit you have to be a particular kind of woman to wear bald barbie doll heads on your legs, you don't have to be in any particular kind of financial situation to afford these suckers. Fiftyfour dollars, my girl. Consider it an investment piece, if you're a cheapie cheapie like myself.
I want all the cute summer styles. Rompers, sandals, those Miley Cyrus cutoffs, and bandeau bikinis.
But alas, they do not fit my body shape. I gots too much junk in the EVERYWHERE. Ahaha. I kid. A little.
What can a girl do, you wonder? She goes to Marshalls and buys a lot of shorts. Yes, you heard me right. I know what you’re thinking. “But Kia, if you are so concerned with body image, why are you buying shorts?” CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT SO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
The most important thing to look at with shorts is not the length—which is usually something people worry about first. The crucial step in short shopping?
AVOID THE SAUSAGE LEG EFFECT. You know the sausage leg. When the shorts are so tapered at the bottom your legs look reminiscent of these bad boys? I shudder at the thought.
Step two: Denim is not the “be all end all” of shorts. Pick a breathable fabric that is cute, and patterned. A patterned short means you don’t have to pick a shirt that is particularly “fancy”—the short does it all for you.
Step three: Don’t wear daisy dukes. I promise, nobody wants to see your booty cheeks when you look like this.
Now if you don’t mind I will excuse myself so I may go and pretend to work out to “get ready for spring break”.
Oh, Great Texas, weather-holder of all who encompass your state, hear my cry. BRING THE SPRING! Texas is, apparently, very bipolar. A few weeks ago, some of my readers remember that I had a post about how awesome it was that we were already wearing flip flops and shorts and I was bikini hunting. WELL LADIES, SUCK IT UP. Texas thought that we were too happy with the whole “Spring” idea and threw us back into the Texas winter. Which is like fall for northern states but much more rainy. Anyway it is not nice. Ya’ll know I am a provider of cheap clothing that is not of poor quality like Forever XXI, but I guess we must suck it up and think of these as investment pieces.
Winter Essentials?
-A double breasted pea coat, preferably hooded.
-GLOVES. The ones pictured I have :3
Ladies, frostbite is real, regardless of what you think.
-2 PAIR BOOTS: 1)suede, 2)leather or alternative.
In Texas we love cowboy boots! I want these so badly.
-SOME WOOL SOCKS.
Keep hatin, but your grammomma was right.
All objects here are less than fifty dollars—except the cowboy boots. Which are 209$. ON SALE. Tweet me for full price and web location!
KEEP IT GANGSTA. ahaha.
Maybe I’m a little late on the post, seeing as how her album has been out for several months already, but I figure what the hell. Its a good album, and many of her songs are singles. Plus, I want her hair color with a passion that fuels my soul. 
Thats whats up, seriously.
But anyway, her album La Roux is already up on iTunes and it is amazingly amazing.
Look up her singles “I’m Not Your Toy” and “BulletProof”.
Keep it trill.
